Word on the streets is that a certain (former) Gnarly Factory Pro is up to his old trix. Stealin' bike parts off of his better half's ride(s). This behaviour goes back to the stone ages (1994-present). The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe has been held on retainer ever since the days of the missing Kona Hot wheels. So if you come across some orange Paul W.O.R.D. hubs that look out of place, please contact the aforementioned attorneys. (Wakeman, Kid, Gurlovitz & Associates). No reward other than public humiliation. Pay me, sucker...
*bicycle mania from the one-speed hell hole
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Anybody missing the wheels off their orange B.o.S.S.?
Word on the streets is that a certain (former) Gnarly Factory Pro is up to his old trix. Stealin' bike parts off of his better half's ride(s). This behaviour goes back to the stone ages (1994-present). The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe has been held on retainer ever since the days of the missing Kona Hot wheels. So if you come across some orange Paul W.O.R.D. hubs that look out of place, please contact the aforementioned attorneys. (Wakeman, Kid, Gurlovitz & Associates). No reward other than public humiliation. Pay me, sucker...
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